BITNB AT JUNC GALLERY DOGGIE

IM IN A BITNB GROUP SHOW ON SATURDAY, NEW WORK!

4 CAL

ROCK MUSIC

I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR BUT I GUESS IT WASNT

SO A FEW POSTS DOWN I PUT UP A VIDEO OF MYSELF IN JOSHUA TREE ON HALLOWEEN 2009 KNOCKING OVER A STACK OF ROCKS. I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT IT WAS ABOUT, BUT THEN SOMEBODY LEFT A REALLY DUMB COMMENT AND IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT NOT EVERYBODY IS GOING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POINT IS.

NOW THINKING ABOUT IT MORE OF COURSE PEOPLE DONT KNOW THE SIGNIFICANCE OF ME KNOCKING OVER THIS STACK OF ROCKS BECAUSE THEY ARENT ME, SO HOW COULD THEY?

TO FULLY DESCRIBE THE POINT OF THIS WOULD TAKE MANY PAGES AND HOURS, BUT WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT? HERE IS A BRIEF SUMMARY:

ONE OF MY EARLIEST MEMORIES: I WAS AT THE BEACH WITH MY MOM AND I WAS LIKE 3 OR 4 AND WE MADE ALL THESE COOL BUCKET SAND HEADS WITH SEAWEED HAIR. WE WERE LOOKING AT THEM AND LAUGHING ABOUT HOW FUNNY THEY WERE WHEN SOME KID MY AGE CAME ALONG AND STOMPED ON ALL OF THEM. IT LIKE TOTALLY CRUSHED ME AND I WAS VERE UPSET. NOBODY DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND I FELT LIKE A LARGE INJUSTICE HAD OCCURRED ON MY BEHALF AND I WAS PIST.

THROUGHOUT MY LIFE I DEALT WITH THOSE PEOPLE AT THE BEACH. MY FAMILY PLAYED THE ROLE OF THE SAND CASTLE BUILDERS, INVOLVING ALL THE KIDS IN THE AREA AND ALMOST EVERY SINGLE TIME THE KNOCKER OVER KIDS WOULD COME AND DESTROY WHAT WE MADE. I FUCKIN HATED THESE PEOPLE. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE ALLOWED TO KNOCK OVER THE CASTLES WERE THE WAVES. EVERYBODY ELSE WAS THE ENEMY.

FAST FORWARD TO LIKE 2008 WHERE I AM PAINTING A WALL AT THE SMELL. I AM PAINTING A GIRL WITH HER MOUTH OPEN AND SHE IS IN A BATHING SUIT. I AM WELL AWARE THAT MANY TAGGERS LIKE TO SEE THIS AS AN OPEN INVITATION TO DRAW A DICK IN HER MOUTH OR NIPPLES ON HER BOOBS OR WHATEVER, SHIT LIKE THAT. SO I THOUGHT: "WHY LET THEM DO THE FUNNEST PART? IM GOING TO DO IT BEFORE THEY CAN", THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF ME TAGGING ON MY OWN PAINTINGS. IF SOMETHING IS INEVITABLE AND YOU HAVE THE POWER TO DO IT YOURSELF, WHY NOT? IM ALL ABOUT EVOLUTION AND GROWTH AND IF I CAN SPEED UP THAT PROCESS THEN WHY NOT? ANOTHER THING IS THAT I WOULD NOT FEEL THE SAME JOY TAGGING ON SOMEBODY ELSES PAINTING, SO MY ONLY OPTION IS TO TAG ON MY OWN.

NOW IM NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW THIS ALL TIES IN WITH THE VIDEO, BUT IM GOING TO TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT SOME MORE:

THE PERSON WHO MADE THE STACK FORGOT THE FUNNEST PART. KNOCKING THEM DOWN. I AM OVER PLAYING THE ROLL OF THE PERSON WHO GETS HURT. FUCK THAT. IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOCK SHIT DOWN. AND ACTUALLY FUCK ALL THIS, JOSHUA TREE IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE THE WAY IT IS!!!! CAN I FUCKING SAY THIS LOUD ENOUGH, IF YOUR HIPPIE ASS THINKS MAKING A STACK OF ROCKS IS GOING TO IN ANY WAY ADD TO THE BEAUTY AND AMAZEMENT OF JOSHUA TREE THAN YOU ARE REALLY FULL OF YOUR SELF AND POSSIBLY BLIND. LEAVE THE GODDAMN ROCKS ALONE MAN, STOP WRITING YOUR NAME WITH THEM SO YOU CAN SEND A POST CARD TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, OR ARRANGING THEM IN THE SHAPE OF A FUCKING TURTLE. ITS A FUCKING ROCK! LET IT BE A ROCK, OR BRING A PILE OF TURTLES AND ARRANGE THEM IN THE SHAPE OF A ROCK FORMATION.

MY INTENTIONS WERE TO APPRECIATE THE ROCKS FOR THE BEAUTIFUL TREASURES THEY ARE. AND ALSO MY POINT: IF YOU DO THIS, FINE BUT DONT FORGET TO PUT THEM BACK WERE YOU FOUND THEM. GODDAMMIT, WAIT THIS IS OBVIOUS, IF YOU DONT GET THIS THEN FUCK OFF AND I HOPE YOU NEVER READ MY GODDAMN BLOG AGAIN. I THINK ITS TIME FOR AN OPEN LETTER

TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LEAVE DUMB NASTY COMMENTS ON PEOPLES WEBSITES AND BLOGS, HERES AN IDEA:

STOP LOOKING AT OUR WEBSITES DUMB MOTHER FUCKER, NOBODY IS MAKING YOU LOOK AT THIS SHIT AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU FREAK OUT ABOUT WHAT YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. SERIOUSLY ITS EMBARRASSING. AND ALSO THIS IS MY ROOM IN THE HOTEL CALLED THE INTERNET SO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GET THE FUCK OUT.

A SIGN MY DAD FOUND

KNOCKING OVER HIPPIE STACKS from _ Quarterly on Vimeo.

YEAH SO THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

THERE WAS A TIME CHANGE AND I WOKE UP AT 5:30 AM AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL

COOL FAM AT THE 99

OH FUCK

THESE GUYS

JUST TELL ME WHO IS WHO

ALTADENA

WE ACCEPT THESE CARDS. CREDIT CARDS.

IM SO HAPPY THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS, PROOF THAT PEOPLE LOVE STICKERS

CHILDREN OF GG ALLIN

BLACK HOLE

I DREW THAT HOMER WITH MY EYES CLOSED, YOU KNOW A BLIND HOMER

BAD MINUTE 2

GRINNING FROM ALL DIRECTIONS

GAYLORDS R KOOL

BOSTON, FLORIDA, GEORGIA, SOME OTHER PLACE I CANT REMEMBER

BAD MINUTE

HEY SO ME AND DEANA ARE DOING A SHOW, AND ITS CALLED BAD MINUTE. WE WERE LIKE WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT AND THEN WE ASKED MY BROTHER AND SISTER AND MY SISTER IMMEDIATELY SAID "GREATS BAD MINUTE" SO WE WERE LIKE WOW THATS PERFECT, BUT WE SHORTENED IT TO BAD MINUTE.

SO YEAH, SATAN KIND OF INSPIRED US TO START THE SHOW, OH AND OF COURSE GROWING UP WITH BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AND WAYNES WORLD. SO LIKE YOU KNOW ITS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE, AND YOU KNOW WERE GOING TO LIKE JUST KEEP MAKING THEM BETTER AND STUFF AND LIKE SO YEAH, LIKE WE HOPE PEOPLE WHATEVER AND STUFF YOU KNOW. OK COOL.

BAD MINUTE 1

INTERVIEW WITH SATAN PART 1

DANZIG EXPLAINS IT ALL

FIRST SMALL PAINTING IN LIKE 6 MONTHS

SOME CHICKS

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN

SOME SERIOUS BABENESS GOING ON HERE

SOME TYPICAL BLOG SHIT TO BLOG

OH JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST MAN FUCK

OH YOU KNOW SOME LIKE CARS YOU KNOW

ONE GA

WE ALL WANT TO BE KNOCKED OFF OUR FEET, WE ALL WANT TO BE SURPRISED WITH A DREAM COMING TRUE

HOMER SIMPSON AND VEGAS DESIGNED A CAR

TAKE THAT CHRISTIANS, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

WHAT WE CALL LIFE IS MORE LIKE DEATH THAN DEATH IS

"YOU KNOW, SATANS NOT EVERYTHING JESSE" -JIM (MY STEP DAD)

STILL THE SAME DAY

SUBLIME

COVERS

THE SAME DAY WE SAW THE WILD KIDS

THE GODDESS OF FASHION AND TEXTING THE KIDS WHO CUSS MORE THAN SAILORS

YEAH JASON WHAT THE HELL

WHEN WE FIRST ENCOUNTERED THESE KIDS THEY CALLED US THE GODDESSES OF FASHION AND TEXTING. THERE WAS SOME CRAZY STUFF THAT DIDNT GET FILMED LIKE WHEN THE KID WHO HAD IT OUT FOR NERDY GIRL TRIED TO GIVE ME A WEDGIE AND THEN I WAS LIKE HEY MAN THATS NOT COOL, I DONT KNOW YOU, SO HE PUNCHED MY BACK INSTEAD. THEN SOME FUNNY SHIT HAPPENED THAT DID GET FILMED AND THEN WE DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD TIME TO GET OUT OF THERE.

THEN WE FOUND SOME COWS BY A RIVER IN PIRU AND HUNG OUT WITH THEM FOR A WHILE. THEN WE WENT TO VENTURA AND SAW SOME KIDS GOING TO HOMECOMING IN A HUMMER LIMO AND THERE WERE TWO POTATO SACK LADIES WATCHING THE SUNSET AND THEY WOULDNT LET ME TAKE THEIR PICTURE, SO WE THREW ROCKS AT THEM, AND THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER OLD LADY WITH A WEED HAT ON AND DEANA WAS LIKE HEY I HAVE THE SAME HAT AND THE LADY SAID HEY WE PROBLY HAVE THE SAME WEED TOO, THEN SHE MUMBLED YOURS IS PROBLY BETTER.

WE ALSO WENT TO THE PIRU GRAVEYARD AND THE PIRU LAKE AND WE DIDNT THROW ROCKS AT THOSE POTATO SACK SUNSET LADIES, YOU CAN ONLY GET AWAY WITH THAT IF YOU ARE 8, 6, OR 9 AND YOU ARE THROWING ROCKS AT THREE PEOPLE WHO DREAM ABOUT BEING IN A MOVIE LIKE GUMMO AND YOU JUST PRETTY MUCH MADE THAT DREAM COME TRUE FOR THEM. DEANA DECIDED THAT WE WERE ALL THE BUNNY KID FROM GUMMO WHO GETS MESSED WITH...BUT THEN AT THE END HES SWIMMING WITH TOPLESS BABES, SO EVERYBODY WINS.

WHEN WE WERE WALKING TO THE CAR ONE OF THE KIDS SAID "SORRY I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICATION" THEN THEY WERE LAUGHING AND ANOTHER KID SAID "YEAH ME TOO, I FORGOT MY MEDICATION TOO".

ROCKETT TSHIRTS ARE FAKE WANNABEES

THIS SHIT WAS PISSING ME OFF ALL SUMMER WHEN I WAS ON THE WARPED TOUR (RIPPING OFF OTHER PEOPLES GRAPHICS FOR T SHIRTS), BUT NOW ITS HITTING HOME AND I PRETTY MUCH WANT TO SMASH THESE FUCKING FAKE LOSERS FACES IN. YOU RIP OFF MY FRIEND KYLE AND YOU FUCKING DIE, IM FRIENDS WITH THE DEVIL REMEMBER? HE SENDS ME ROSES, AND HES ACTUALLY KYLE, WHICH IS KINDA FUNNY. BUT BACK TO BEING MEAN AND THREATENING!

I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING THE WARRIORS AT HOME AND I GOT A TEXT FROM KYLE SAYING THIS COMPANY CALLED ROCKETT TOTALLY RIPPED OFF HIS WITCH SHIRT. I LOOKED IT UP, GOT REAL PIST AND NOW IM BLOGGING ABOUT IT.

DEAR ROCKETT,

SUCK A FAT DONKEY KONG DICK YOU WHORES! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?? NOT COOL! DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS? YOU PROBLY ALREADY MADE WAY MORE MONEY THAN HE DID OFF HIS OWN DESIGN, DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? MAKING MONEY? WELL THATS GREAT BUT THE THING IS NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE, YOU'LL STILL ALWAYS BE SOME COWARD POSER BULLSHIT, WHO HAS TO STEAL OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS TO GET BY. SO HAVE FUN WITH THAT SHIT HEADS. SHOULD WE START SENDING OUR IDEAS DIRECTLY TO YOU FOR FREE? WOULD THAT MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR YOU?

I CANT GO TO GOTH NIGHT BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS, THERE IS NO EXCUSE 4 NOT WATCHING THIS IT IS TOO CRAZE

ONLY KYLE M. WOULD KNOW WHO THIS IS, AND MILLIONS OF TEENS

WHY WAS THIS STUFF UNDER MY BUS BUNK PILLOW?

MAC

SHE WILL JUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH SHE WILL ALSO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BOY SHE REALLY LIKES

CREEPERS MONTE CARLO

THESE GUYS

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BEACH BOYS

DONT HATE ME FOR LIKING THINGS FROM THE 90s. THEY WERE MY CHILDHOOD AND THERE WAS SOME FUNNY THINGS LIKE MARIO PAINT AND CALVIN AND HOBBES AND LIFE IN HELL AND THE FARSIDE. I JUST CANT HELP IT MAN.

THE BEST GUY

UMM...YUM!

THE BEST DAY EVER PART 2

THE BEST DAY EVER PART 1

SATAN?

WAXY

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DEAR PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES, WE HAVE THE BEST FLAG AND MOST OF US DONT EVEN KNOW IT!

SO I WAS AT IAMSOUND TODAY DROPPING SOME ART OFF AND I SEE A STACK OF FOOLS GOLD POSTERS AND IM LIKE WOAH THAT LOOKS GOOOOD, AND THEYRE LIKE YEAH ITS THE LOS ANGELES FLAG. I WAS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU FOR REAL?? AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE YEAH YOU CAN WIKIPEDIA IT, SO I JUST DID RIGHT NOW AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD.

AND AFTER I LEFT IAMSOUND I WENT TO INGOS AND SHOWED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE CHARLIE BROWN RASTA FLAG! AND I WAS LIKE DUDE YOU NAILED IT, AND THEN WE WERE BOTH JUST SO STOKED ABOUT OUR NEWLY DISCOVERED FLAG AND I WANT TO PUT IT EVERYWHERE!! THANK YOU IAMSOUND, THANK YOU FOOLS GOLD!!

GUMMO TUBS COUSIN