Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
"WHO SHOT WHO IN THE WHAT NOW?"
SO LIKE I FOUND ALL THESE IMAGES I SAVED OR TOOK SCREEN PICTURES OF AND SO LIKE HERE THEY ARE. SOME OF THEM ARE FROM FACEBOOK OR MYSPACE OR YOUR WEBSITE OR MY PHONE OR WHEREVER.
Monday, December 21, 2009
GANG TAGS ARE SO ...
THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS IN MY CAR IN FRONT OF A PARK AND ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND. I WAS "UPSET" TO PUT IT LIGHTLY. AFTER LIKE 20 MINUTES OF BEING THERE A VAN PULLED UP AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ROLLED OUT OF IT INCLUDING TWO KIDS. THEY WALKED OVER TO THE PARK. THERE WAS A COUPLE IN THE GROUP THAT WAS MAKING OUT AND THE KIDS WERE CHASING EACH OTHER AND PLAYING ON THE EQUIPMENT. THE OTHER PEOPLE STARTED TAGGING ON EVERYTHING. IT WAS GREAT TIMING BECAUSE I WAS REALLY BUMMED AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH. AFTER THEY LEFT I GOT OUT AND TOOK THESE PICTURES OF WHAT THEY WROTE. TOO BAD THE TAGS WERE B.O.R.I.N.G. AND NOT F.U.N.N.Y.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
STAND BY MY CAR PART 1, THE DANZIG SHOW
SO THIS JOURNEY STARTED ABOUT A MONTH AGO WHEN I FOUND TICKETS FOR THIS $5 DANZIG SHOW AND WAS REALLY STOKED. I GOT TICKETS FROM TICKETMASTER AND I WAS REALLY EXCITED (YOU KNOW BECAUSE IM OBSESSED AND ALL). SO ANYWAY WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? WHATS GOING ON HERE? OHH YEAH SO YESTERDAY IS THE DAY RIGHT, IM LIKE EXCITED BUT NOT REALLY. I DONT LET MY SELF GET EXCITED ABOUT THINGS UNTIL THEY ARE FOR SURE HAPPENING. SO LIKE AN HOUR BEFORE THE SHOW ME AND DEANA ARE HANGING OUT WITH OUR FRIEND BRIAN AND IM LIKE HEY I THINK THAT TICKETMASTER WAS SUPPOSED TO MAIL ME THE TICKETS. I CHECK MY PHONE AND THE EMAIL SAYS THEY WOUD SEND THE TICKETS ATLEAST 48 HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW. SO WE GO BY MY DADS HOUSE AND THERE ARE TOTALLY NO TICKETS. WERE LIKE "WELL WHATEVER, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT LETS JUST GO DOWN THERE". WERE ALMOST TO THE 5 WHEN BRIAN CALLS US BACK AND SAYS HE WANTS TO GO WITH US BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE HES MISSING OUT. WERE LIKE YEAH! COOL HE WANTS TO SEE DANZIG WITH US, THIS IS AWESOME. SO WE PICK HIM UP AND DRIVE TO LONG BEACH (YOU KNOW OUR FAVE PLACE).
WE GET THERE AND DECIDE TO CHECK OUT THE BACK/SIDE AREAS OF THE VENUE JUST TO MAKE SURE. I MEAN THE THING IS ITS EASY TO SNEAK IN PLACES IF YOU GET THERE 3 HOURS BEFORE OR SOMETHING, BUT NOT AN HOUR LATE. I MAKE UP MY OWN PARKING SPOT NEXT TO THE COP CARS AND TRUCKS IN THE LOADING DOCK AREA AND WE FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET IN (WE BOUGHT SOME TICKETS FROM SOME DUDE).
THE THING IS IT WAS WAY BETTER THAT THEY NEVER SENT ME MY TICKETS BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE SUCKED TO NOT BE ON THE FLOOR. LIKE WHEN I SAW RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE IN HIGH SCHOOL I DIDNT HAVE FLOOR TICKETS AND IT LIKE HURT MY INSIDES TO BE SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR.
SO THE PEOPLE WATCHING WAS GREAT. THERE WAS ALL THESE CHICKS WITH BOOBS AND BELLIES HANGING OUT AND DUDES WITH NO SHIRTS ON. AND THERE WERE ALL THESE PUNK KIDS. AND DANZIG FAN KIDS WITH THEIR ROCKABILLY MOMS. THE WORST OF COURSE WERE THE SUICIDAL COPY CAT DUDES. LIKE JUST EMBARRASING HOW BAD YOU KNOW? LIKE SUPER DRUNK WITH THE BANDANNA ALMOST COVERING THEIR EYES AND JUST EEW...TAKING THE GANGSTER LOOK AND JUST GROSSING IT OUT. BUT WHATEVER ABOUT THAT, THAT DID NOT MATTER AT ALL, I STILL LOVE THOSE NASTY FREAKS. OH WE EVEN FOUND OUR METAL BROS TYLER AND JAMES. WE WERE LIKE DANZIG RIGHT? AND THEY JUST LOOKED AT US LIKE DUH DUDE COME ON. WHO KNOWS THEY COULD BE CLOSET PENNYWISE FANS.
SO FINALLY ALL THOSE OTHER BANDS WERE DONE FOOLING AROUND AND HAVING HUGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE ON THE STAGE. THE STAGE FOR DANZIG IS LIKE SMOKE (OF COURSE) AND ALL THESE FUCKING WEIRD DANZIGY TOMBSTONE LIKE THINGS AND CREEPY CROSSES. FUCKING AWESOME. THEY DROP THE DANZIG BANNER AND ITS LIKE YESS FINALLY. DUDE WHEN HE CAME OUT IT WAS LIKE PEOPLE WERE MESMERIZED. OF COURSE ME AND DEANA ARE LOSING OUR MINDS BECAUSE HE LOOKS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!! HE LOOKS AMAZING, HES HAPPY AND NICE AND HE FUCKING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS! HES LIKE "FUCK THAT, I CAN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS...THE DAY SOMEBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO IS THE DAY I PUT A BULLET TO THEIR HEAD." SO AWESOME! I HATE CHRISTMAS BUT THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME... THAT SHIT LIKE WARMED MY HEART OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY SO THEY START PLAYING AND EVERYBODY IS SO STOKED BECAUSE THEY SOUND INCREDIBLE.
AFTER LIKE THE THIRD SONG THERE IS STILL NO PIT AND EVERYBODY IS JUST SQUISHING AND PUSHING AND ME AND DEANA ARE LIKE WHY ARENT PEOPLE GETTING CRAZY? SO WE PUSH OUR WAY OVER TO THE MIDDLE AND START THE PIT ALREADY. THANK GOD THERE WERE SOME PUNKS THERE THAT UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU HAVE TO FREAK OUT AT A SHOW. I MEAN IT WAS BLOWING MY MIND HOW PEOPLE WERE LIKE NOT GOING CRAZY AND THEN DEANA POINTED OUT HOW PEOPLE WERE JUST STARING AT HIM. EVERYBODY WAS IN AWE, THERE WERE JAWS JUST DROPPED AND SHIT.
SO PRETTY MUCH IT WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER AND IT PROVED TO US THAT WE ARE FUCKING NUTS. I MEAN I ALREADY KNEW THAT BUT IT WAS NICE TO HAVE SOME CONFIRMATION. LIKE YOU HEAR ABOUT DANZIG SHOWS JUST LIKE GETTING CRAZY AND SHIT AND ME AND DEANA WERE IN THE HANDFUL OF CRAZY. ITS LIKE THAT LINE FROM THAT BRITNEY SPEARS SONG "YOU SAY IM CRAZY... I GOT YOUR CRAZY".
SO THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THE NIGHT BETTER WOULD BE THAT MY CAR WAS STILL THERE AND IT DIDNT GET TOWED. IT TOTALLY WAS!
PS WHEN WE WERE DRIVING AWAY ALL THE COPS WERE COMING OUT OF THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING AND THERE WERE ALL THESE COP CARS. NATURALLY I WANTED A PIC OF MY CAR NEXT TO THEIRS. YOU KNOW, KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. SO THATS WHAT THAT PICTURE ABOVE IS ABOUT.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
A HISTORY OF FOOTBALL
ONE DAY DA BEARS WERE PARTYING WITH SOME VIKINGS. THEY WERE SO STOKED ON THER PARTY WHEN THEY WERE SUDDENLY RAMMED BY SOME RAMS. THEY WERE LIKE HEYY WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? THEY WERE ABOUT TO REPLY WHEN THE COLTS SHOWED UP ....THEY BROUGHT SOME TALL CANS AND SOME GUNS AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
WHEN THE DOLPHINS SHOWED UP THEY WERE REALLY PIST THAT NOBODY WAS IN THE POOL YET. IT WAS A GOOD THING THEY CAME WITH THE CHARGERS, WHO FORCED EVERYONE TO GET REALLY WET. THEY WERE ALL SPLASHING AND TOTALLY GETTING SOAKED WHEN THEY HEARD SOME SQUAKING. THEY LOOKED UP TO SEE THEIR PALS THE SEAHAWKS. THEY POOPED ON EVERYBODY. THEN THE EAGLES WERE LIKE HEY SAVE SOME FOR US! IT WAS COOL, EVERYBODY WAS GETTING SO POOPED ON.
THEY HEARD ANOTHER LOUD NOISE COMING FROM THE SKY...IT WAS THE JETS. THEY WERE LIKE HEY DUDES LET US TAKE YOU TO THIS BETTER PARTY IN THIS SUPER BIG HOUSE. EVERYBODY WAS LIKE YEAH COOL AND HOPPED IN. THEY COULDNT ALL FIT THOUGH, PROBABLY BECAUSE FROM ALL THE EXTRA POOP THEY HAD ON THER HEADS. IT WAS OK THOUGH, BECAUSE THE PACKERS SHOWED UP JUST IN TIME TO SQUEEZE EVERYBODY IN THE PLANES...I MEAN JETS.
SO THEY GET TO THE PARTY AND THE LIONS, JAGUARS, PANTHERS, AND BENGALS ARE ALL PAINTING EACH OTHERS CLAW NAILS. ALL THE DUDES WERE SO STOKED THAT THERE WERE CHICKS AT THIS PARTY. THEY ALL STARTED MAKING OUT WHEN THE PATRIOTS SHOWED UP. EVERYBODY WAS LIKE UGHGH YOU GUYS ARE SO BORING! BUT THE PATRIOTS WERE LIKE, WE MAY BE BORING BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES MAKING OUT WITH DRAG QUEENS. ALL THE CATS WERE LIKE "WE THOUGHT YOU KNEW!" THE DUDES WERE LIKE "IM SO SURE! WE TOTALY DONT CARE!"
AS SOON AS THEY ALL STARTED MAKING OUT AND PLAYING WITH EACH OTHERS BUTTS THE COWBOYS AND 49ERS SHOWED UP WITH A BUNCH OF HORSES AND GOLD. EVERYBODY WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE PARTY FAVORS.
ONE OF THE JAGUARS NOTICED A GLOWING LIGHT COMING FROM THE WINDOW. SOON EVERYBODY NOTICED IT. IT WAS THE SAINTS, THEY REMINDED EVERYBODY ABOUT MAKING OUT AND PLAYING WITH BUTTS. THEY SOON FORGOT ABOUT THE GOLD AND HORSES AND THINGS REALLY STARTED TO GET CRAZY. THEY PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE AND TRUTH OR DARE. THE SEAHAWKS CONFESSED THER FEELINGS FOR THE RAVENS AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY GEY.
WHILE THEY WERE ALL DISTRACTED WITH PRANK CALLING BASEBALL TEAMS THE RAIDERS AND STEELERS SHOWED UP TO TAKE ALL THE GOODIE BAGS FULL OF HORSES AND GOLD. THEY TOOK ALL THE TALL CANS AND GUNS TOO. JUST AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW THE GIANTS SHOWED UP AND SAT ON THE WHOLE HOUSE CRUSHING EVERYBODY.
THE END
-JESSE GEY SPEARS
CAN YOU PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC...
SAVE THE/PROTECT THE
FREEWAY
SIDEWALK
LANDFILL
GUTTER
BUILDING
TRAIN TRACK
MINE FIELD
PRISON CELL
DUMPSTER
FACTORY
Monday, December 14, 2009
THANK YOU FOR BEING YOURSELF
SO MY DAD CALLED ME YESTERDAY TO SEE IF I COULD BURY MY GRANDMAS CAT THAT JUST DIED, SINCE HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO SAN FRANCISCO. IVE NEVER TOUCHED A DEAD ANIMAL OR PICKED ONE UP, BUT I FELT LIKE I COULD FINALLY HANDLE IT.
I MEAN LIKE REALLY, IM NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON. I LIKE THEM FROM A DISTANCE AND IN CARTOONS AND EVERYTHING BUT LIKE I DONT EAT THEM FOR A REASON YOU KNOW? LIKE I CAN BARELY TOUCH THEM WITH MY HANDS...I COULDNT IMAGINE TOUCHING THEM WITH MY MOUTH, LET ALONE MY INTERNAL ORGANS. ANYWAY THE POINT IS IM A FREAK WHO GETS GROSSED OUT BY LIFE.
SO I GET THERE AND THE PLACE IS REALLY LOOKING GOOD. LIKE I REALLY LIKE HER HOUSE. ITS NOT HOW I WANT TO LIVE, BUT ITS NOT MY HOUSE. I LOVE HOW ITS SUCH A BIG FUCK YOU TO PERFECTION AND CONTROL. LIKE "OH ALL YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO TRY TO BE PERFECT, WELL IM GOING TO IGNORE ALL OF YOU AND LIVE IN MY OWN FILTH". IT MAKES ME PROUD.
SO I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET INSIDE AND IM CALLING HER NAME BUT IM GETTING NO RESPONSE. THE TV IS ON AND ITS RACHEL RAY DOING A HOLIDAY SPECIAL. HOW APPROPRIATE RIGHT? I PEAK OVER AND SEE HER IN A PILE. SHES LIKE "OH HI". IM LIKE HI, UM.. WHERE IS THE CAT?" SHES LIKE "RIGHT WERE YOU ARE STANDING". I LOOK DOWN AND IM LIKE AN INCH FROM STEPPING ON HIM.
SO SHE FINDS ANOTHER SWEATER ON THE FLOOR TO WRAP HIM IN AND SHES CARRYING HIM OUT THE DOOR AND THERES LIKE ALL THIS STUFF DRIPPING FROM HIS MOUTH. IM LIKE "OH WATCH OUT THERES SOME STUFF DRIPPING FROM HIS HEAD". SHE SQUEEZES THROUGH THE DOOR AND SAYS "OH THATS JUST SOME SLIME".
THE CAT IS SLIDING FROM HER HANDS SO I GRAB IT. HES LIKE TOTALLY HEAVY, I HAD NO IDEA HE WOULD BE SO HEAVY AND HES STIFF AS A BOARD. WE TAKE THE CAT ALL THE WAY UP THE DRIVE WAY AND I DIG A HOLE UNDER HIS FAVORITE TREE. WHILE WE WERE UP THERE SHE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM. HIS NAME WAS LOVER BOY, BECAUSE HE WAS SO LOVING. HE WOULD CURL UP NEXT TO HER EVERY NIGHT.
ON OUR WAY DOWN SHES LIKE "I WISH I HAD SOME VODKA, BECAUSE THIS REALLY HURTS, I WANT THIS TO GO AWAY". I OFFER TO GO GET HER SOME AND SHES LIKE "NONO ITS OK". I TOLD HER HOW I JUST QUIT SMOKING WEED, BECAUSE I WAS SMOKING IT EVERY TIME I FELT SAD OR UNCOMFORTABLE. SHE SAID "WELL THE PROBLEM WITH ANY ADDICTION IS THEY JUST DONT WORK AFTER A WHILE".
WHEN WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DRIVEWAY I OPENED HER TRUCK DOOR TO PUT HER MAIL INSIDE AND A HALF FULL BOTTLE OF VODKA FELL OUT. I HELD IT UP TO HER AND SHE INSTANTLY LOOKED LIGHTER AND MORE HOPEFUL. SHE SAID "THAT'L LAST A FEW". AS SHE CAME DOWN TO THE TRUCK (TO HANG OUT IN IT FOR A WHILE AND LOOK AT HER MAIL) SHE SAID " IM SORRY I DIDNT REALLY GET TO KNOW YOU, YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GIRL". IM LIKE "DUDE PLEASE DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT, IT DOESNT MATTER". SHES LIKE "UGHGH BUT IM JUST SUCH A FREAK". YEAH "ME TOO, WERE ALL FREAKS, ITS OK. JUST DONT BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT. WE ALL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE". WE HUGGED AND I GRABBED THE SHOVEL AND WALKED BACK UP THE DRIVEWAY.
AS I WAS DRIVING AWAY I NOTICED A TARP THAT WAS UNRAVELING AND BLOWING IN THE WIND. I PULLED OVER AND FILMED IT AND PHOTOGRAPHED IT. I GOT BACK IN MY CAR AND TURNED THE MISFITS UP LOUDER AND DROVE HOME.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
UH OH
LETS JUST SAY
MORE THAN A FEW TIMES
I HAVE BEEN MAD
I HAVE BEEN LIKE SO PIST
SO PIST I COULD BREAK EVERY THING
INSTEAD I GO TO THE INTERNET PLACE
I WRITE EXACTLY HOW I FEEL AT THE TIME
THEN SOME MORE TIME GOES BY
I LOOK BACK AT THE INTERNET PLACE
IM LIKE "WOOPS, DID I REALLY SHARE THOSE FEELINGS?"
THEN IM LIKE "BETTER EDIT THAT"
THEN IM LIKE "I WONDER IF IVE SEEN EVERY DANZIG INTERVIEW ON YOU TUBE YET?"
THEN IM LIKE "DONT WORRY, IM NOT REALLY OBSESSED WITH HIM, I DO NOT WANT AN IDOL, BUT I DO THINK HE WAS/IS A RIGHTEOUS BABE AND AN INCREDIBLE SONG WRITER AND I LIKE THE THINGS HE SAYS, IN INTERVIEWS AND SONGS. I JUST LIKE HIM OK?"
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
FOLLOW YOUR JOY
I HAVE RETURNED HERE SIMPLY TO TELL YOU THAT THERE IS A BETTER WAY AND ALSO TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE ALREADY GOD, AND THAT YOU HAVE NEVER FAILED, AND THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG, AND YOU ARE NOT MISERABLE, WRETCHED CREATURES, AND YOU ARE NOT SINNERS, AND THERE IS NO WONDERFUL FOLLY CALLED A DEVIL. WHEN YOU REALIZE THESE THINGS, THEN YOU CAN GET DOWN TO THE BUSINESS OF BEING HAPPY, WHICH IS WHAT GOD IS. THE FATHER IS NOT AN ANGRY, MOURNFUL, MEDITATIVE, PIOUS CREATURE. IT IS THE ESSENCE THAT IS COMPLETE AND INFINITE JOY.
-RAMTHA
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
HEAVEN
POOLS OF CLEAR WATER
CLOUD CARS
NO HOLIDAYS
SMASHING PITS
TELLEPORTATION
NO BIRTHDAYS
NO PEOPLE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO
YOU ONLY GET TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
POSITIVE TREATS
SO MUCH SATISFACTION
SO MUCH RELIEF
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
HE KISSED HER ON THE LIPS AND THEN HE PICKED THE OTHER GIRL UP
ONE TIME THE BIG DUDE WHO WAS IN SUBLIME
PICKED ME UP, I WISH I COULD TRADE IT FOR
DANZIG PICKING ME UP INSTEAD
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
WHEN THE TRAIL STOPS YOU JUST SLIDE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN OF ASH
SO TUESDAY NIGHT ME AND DEANA WENT TO THE MOUNTAINS BECAUSE THE 2 NORTH FINALLY RE-OPENED. THEN WE CAME BACK THE NEXT MORNING AT 6 WITH JENNA. THIS IS THE PLACE IVE BEEN GOING MY WHOLE LIFE AND MUCH MORE SO THE PAST COUPLE YEARS. THE FIRE STARTED THE DAY I GOT BACK FROM TOUR AND I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS SMALL THINKING "THEY SHOULD JUST GO GET ONE OF THOSE PLANES NOW AND DUMP WATER ON IT AND IT WILL BE OVER". IT WASNT EVEN ON THE NEWS UNTIL THE THIRD DAY WHEN IT HAD ALREADY REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN. OUR MENTAL GOVERNOR WAS AT A KENNEDY FUNERAL AKA TOO BUSY TO DEAL WITH WHAT BECAME THE LARGEST FORREST FIRE OF OUR LIVES.
I LEARNED THAT CALIFORNIA DOESNT EVEN HAVE ITS OWN PLANES FOR FIRES, WE HAVE TO RENT THEM FROM CANADA. AND BY THE TIME THEY TRIED USING THE PLANES THE FIRE WAS ACTUALLY TOO BIG TO FLY PLANES OVER BECAUSE IT WAS CREATING ITS OWN WEATHER AND A MASSIVE CLOUD THAT MY GRAMMA COULD SEE IN ARIZONA.
ANYWAY, THEY MANAGED TO PULL SOME STRINGS AND SAVE MOUNT WILSON (OBSERVATORY, ANTENAS, MAN MADE STUFF THAT IS "IMPORTANT"), THE GOOD THING ABOUT THAT IS SOME TREES WERE SAVED AS WELL. IT WAS SAVED BY THIS ANTI FIRE FOAM THEY SPRAYED.
ANYWAY AGAIN, THE 2 NORTH HAS FINALLY RE-OPENED AND I WAS ABLE TO SEE THE CARNAGE FOR MYSELF AND ITS PRETTY HORRIFYING. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE LINE WHERE THE FIRE STOPPED. PRETTY MUCH MOUNT WILSON AND THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAINS FACING LA WERE SAVED AND EVERYTHING IN BACK OF THEM IS COMPLETELY TOASTED. WE WENT TO THE HIGHEST HIKE THAT IS NEXT TO MOUNT WILSON, ITS THE HIKE WITH "THE TUNNEL" AND "THE VIEW". WE HAD TO TURN BACK BECAUSE ABOUT 1/6TH OF THE WAY UP THE PATH IS BLOCKED BY A ROCK SLIDE, AND DEANAS ASTHMA WAS GETTING CRAZE. THE GROUND IS COVERED IN ASHES AND THERE ARE MINI AND MAJOR ROCK SLIDES EVERYWHERE. ITS SUPPOSED TO RAIN THIS WEEKEND, WHICH MEANS MUD SLIDE SEASON.
SO IM NOT TRYING TO BE A BITTER MOUNTAIN LOVER/PEOPLE HATER...ITS JUST ALWAYS BLOWN MY MIND HOW FEW PEOPLE I SEE UP THERE AND HOW MANY MILLIONS ARE DOWN BELLOW. I LIKE IT THAT WAY, BUT I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE ONLY REALLY CARE ABOUT THE MOUNTAINS IF THERE IS SNOW ON THEM OR IF THERE IS A FIRE. I JUST HOPE THAT THE MUDSLIDES GET SOME OF THOSE TACKY HOUSES THAT MANAGED TO SURVIVE. AND IM NOT JOKING!! FUCK THOSE UGLY THINGS. I DONT WANT ANY PEOPLE OR PICTURES TO GET COVERED IN MUDDY ASHES, JUST THE HOUSES. MAYBE NEXT TIME THEY WILL HAVE BETTER TASTE WHEN THEY DECIDE TO BUILD THEIR HOME SO CLOSE TO DRY BRUSH AND OLD TREES.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
ALL IS ALLOWED
EYEBROW PLUCKING
TATTOOS
FAKE BOOBS
BODY WAXING
NOSE JOB
PIERCING
EYELASH EXTENSIONS
MAKEUP
STITCHES
GOLD TEETH
DRUGS
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
I TURNED INTO A MARTIAN. I CANT EVEN RECALL MY NAME. TIMES I NEVER HARDLY SLEEP AT NIGHT. I TURNED INTO A MARTIAN TODAY.
DEFINITION OF SINNING: MISSING THE POINT
A FEW WORDS
BAD RAD
COOL FOOL
DUDE TUDE
WEED NEED
LONER STONER
STICK DICK
CUNT RUNT
BLEED FREED
DEEP WEEP
SIN WIN
Sunday, November 29, 2009
WE REALLY WANTED TO LOVE LBC
SO REMEMBER WHEN I SAID "I LOVE EVERYONE", LIKE UNDER ALL THE BULLSHIT I LOVE EVERYONE. WELL NEVERMIND THAT.
LONG BEACH CAN SUCK EVERY DONG IN THE WORLD. GODAMNIT, WAY TO REMIND ME HOW MUCH I HATE MOST PEOPLE, THANKS A LOT TOWN FULL OF LOSERS (LONG BEACH).
FUCK LONG BEACH
FUCK LONG BEACH
YOU GUYS SUCK
LONG BEACH IS FULL OF COWARD SLOBS
THEY DONT DESERVE TO HAVE THE ADOLESCENTS IN THEIR TOWN.
THEY DONT DESERVE DANZIG EITHER.
GODAMNIT WHY IS THAT DANZIG SHOW IN LONG BEACH?! FUCK!
LOOK I KNOW EVERYBODY FROM LONG BEACH DOESNT SUCK, BUT THEY ARE REALLY CLOSE. AND IF THEY DONT SUCK THEY SHOULD SERIOUSLY GET OUT OF THERE FAST.
THAT SHIT WAS SICK AND TWISTED BUT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. IN THE "I WANT TO START A WAR AND SMASH ALL YOUR HEADZ IN" WAY. IN THE "WHERES MY FUCKING SPIKE BALL ON A CHAIN, IM GOING TO KILL THAT LOWSY PIECE OF GARBAGE" WAY. IN THE "IM GOING TO CLEAN OUT MY CAR WHILE IM DRIVING BY THROWING ALL MY TRASH OUT ON THE STREETS OF LONG BEACH" WAY. IN THE "FUCK THIS CRAPPY BLOG POST THAT IS SO ANGRY AND WANTING TO KILL EVERYTHING" WAY. IN THE "THIS SHIT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENCE" WAY. IN THE "IM NOT SORRY AT ALL, FUCK THAT PLACE" WAY.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
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