VENICE BEACH PISSERS

IM REALLY EXCITED FOR THIS B.L.O.G. IT JUST STARTED AND ITS A GREAT ADDITION TO THE INTERNET.

LUKESJUNKDRAWER.BLOGSPOT.COM

SO THIS IS I DONT EVEN OH MY GOD WHAT I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS

WHY ARE YOU ALIVE IF YOU CANT BE YOURSELF?

DO YOU LIKE TO BUY PANTS THAT HAVE PAINT SPLATTERS PRINTED ON THEM? DO THOSE PANTS COME FROM A PLACE CALLED WALMART? ARE THOSE PANTS MADE BY SLAVES? DO YOU LOVE THOSE PANTS? DO YOU THINK THEY ARE THE COOLEST PANTS? DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE IN THOSE PANTS?

SPINAL REMAINS

THIS ISNT REALLY DEATH

THIS ISNT REALLY LIFE

THIS ISNT REALLY ANYTHING

I THINK THAT I LIKE

AND I WILL NOT SIT UP

DONT BE PLAYING

NOT FOR YOU OR ANYONE

I WILL NOT CHANGE MY FUCKING HAIR

YOU LOOK LIKE A WALKING BILLBOARD

AWW HAL... DAPS KINDSA WEIRD

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY-PERVERTED GIRL

THESE GUYS AGAIN

ON OUTFIT ONLY A DAUGHTER COULD LOVE

SO IT TURNS OUT...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT JIMI AND OZZY WERE TALKING ABOUT?

IM SCARED TO TAKE THE FIRST SIP

SOMETIMES ALWAYS WHENEVER WHO KNOWS WHEN NEVER PRETTY OFTEN

SOMETIMES THE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE LIKE PARASITES THAT BRING YOU DOWN AND OTHER TIMES THE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE JUST LIKE NOTHING AND YOU DONT CARE ABOUT THEM AT ALL. YOURE LIKE I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING, OH IT WAS JUST SOME MOTHER FUCKER. NO BIGGIE. NO SMALLIE. JUST NO-THING.

SO MANY BOOKS

WEIRD GOOD

OVERBOARD

MY GRANDPA WILSON WAS IN THE NAVY. HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE NAVY FOR PUSHING A GENERAL OR CAPTAIN (OR WHATEVER THE NAVY LEADERS ARE CALLED) OVER THE EDGE OF THIS SHIP. MY FAMILY DOESNT TAKE WELL TO AUTHORITY... UNLESS WE ARE THE AUTHORITY.

KITTY GARGOYLE

A PROBLEM WITH ITS SOLUTION! FOR FUN!

THE PROBLEM: YOU ARE DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY. YOU ARE IN THE FAST LANE. THERE IS ONE OR MORE CARS IN BACK OF YOU TRYING TO DRIVE FAST (YOU KNOW BECAUSE ITS CALLED THE FAST LANE AND ALL).

THE SOLUTION: GET THE FUCK IN THE NEXT LANE YOU FREAK! YOURE CLEARLY MESSING UP THE FLOW, AND THERE IS A PLACE FOR YOU. THAT PLACE IS CALLED ANY OF THE OTHER LANES.

HEY THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD TO ME

NOW ITS OUR TURN

TO GET DEANA HIGHHHH

I JUST LOOKED AT HER BLOG BEXTPEEN.BLOGSPOT.COM AND IT WAS A SAD POST. DEANA IS OUT OF WEED AND I THINK ITS TIME FOR ALL OF US TO GIVE HER JUNTS. HELLO KITTY JUST STOPPED BY MY HOUSE AND DROPPED OFF THESE TWO SWEET 16 J'S SO I CAN PASS THEM ON TO D. SHE REQUESTED THAT I PHOTOGRAPH THEM NEXT TO SOME SNAX AND ON TOP OF A STICKER ALBUM. HEY MAN, WHEN HELLO KITTY WANTS YOU TO DO THAT, YOU REALLY JUST GOTTA DO IT.

SOUR CANDY