SMOKE THE EVIDENCE

"THE FIRST TIME I GOT IT PIERCED WAS IN VENICE BEACH" -BETHANY COSENTINO
I LIVE IN THE STATE OF NEW CALIFORNIA
DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR SNOOPY
THIN GRIZZY
I SAW A BEAR IN THE MOUNTAINS AND IT WAS AMAZING
I HEARD NEIL YOUNG SMOKED WEED WITH STACY
"WORK SUCKS BUT I NEED THE BUCKS"-BUMPER STICKER

LIKE SO CONFUSING MAN

SO HERES WHATS GOING ON SO LIKE IVE BEEN USING A PC TO BLOG BECAUSE MY JUKE BOX OF A MAC IS SO OLD IT DOESNT HAVE NO WIFI STUFF SO I AM GOING CRAZY BECAUSE PCS ARE NUTS AND I WANT TO HURT THEM BECAUSE OOOOH IM GETTING MAD THINKING ABOUT HOW ANNOYING THIS THING IS BUT SO LIKE MY POINT IS THIS IS A CRAZE RUN-ON SENTENCE AND ALSO MY REAL POINT IS I CANT SEE THE PICTURES BEFORE I BLOG THEM SO THEY ALL RANDOM AND THEN I HAVE TO GO BACK AND EDIT OUT THE ONES THAT I DONT WANT AND THEN WRITE A WEIRD SENTENCE THAT KIND OF RELATES TO WHAT THEY ARE AFTER I POSTED THEM SO OK SO LIKE OK SO LIKE OK SO LIKE UH OH SO LIKE OK SO LIKE OK SO LIKE OK OK OK LIKE LIKE UH OH I CANT STOP BECAUSE I JUST WOKE UP AND I HAVENT EATN ANYTHING AND IM GETTING IN THE TYPING ZONE WERE YOU CANT STOP TYPING AND IM GOING TO HAVE TO STOP BECAUSE I ONLY DO THIS TO A FEW PEOPLE WHEN I EMAIL THEM AND NOW ALL THE BLOGGERZ ARE GOING TO KNOW AND I CANT STOP TYPING AND THEN AFTER YOUVE BEEN TYPING RANDOM STUFF WITH ONE HAND FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THEN YOU LOOK BACK ON IT ITS LIKE NOT EVEN THAT LONG AT ALL AND THEN YOURE LIKE OH I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT ITS NO BIG DEAL IM SO HUNGRY BUT IM SICK OF WHOLE FOODS THEY HARDLY HAVE ANY WHOLE FOODS UP IN THEIR SHIT TOO ITS LIKE ALL WEIRD PACKAGED CRAP AND LIKE REALLY WEIRD PREPARED FOOD THAT IM LIKE SAY WHAT WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST MAKE SOME BLACK BEANS AND RICE AND PLANTAINS AND HAVE SOME OTHER SIMPLE STUFF LIKE A SALAD BAR THAT ISNT WEIRD AND FULL OF FALAFAL AND COLD SHIT WOAHHH WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND IM OUTA HERE BYE!

KITTES ALL 420-ED OUT

BLOGGINZEZ

SUMMER 1998

OK SO THIS JUST IN:

MY ASS IS GOING TO BE TOURING ON THE WARPED TOUR THIS SUMMER PAINTING 46 8X16 FOOT WALLS WITH WARPED KIDS.....LINKS AND MORE INFO COMING SOON! YOU SHOULD COME TO A SHOW AND BE REALLY HOT WITH ME THOUGH... AND CROWD SURF TO TSOL??!

HOW COULD IT GET BETTER?

COBRA CAR

EASTER 666

FAMILY SHRINE

IF YOURE GOING TO COACHELLA THIS YEAR BE SURE AND CHECK OUT MY FAMILYS SHRINE. THE INSIDE IS WORK FROM OUR HOUSE THAT WEVE MADE OVER OUR WHOLE LIVES AND THE ROOFS GOT BEAUTIFUL HANGING THINGS MY DAD MADE OUT OF TRASH AND PAINTED WINDOWS...AND I GOT MY CARS AND SEVERED LADY HEADS AND WEAPONS ON THE OUTSIDE ALONG WITH MY DADS WORLD FAMOUS BLACK TRIANGLES...ALSO THE INSIDE HAS SOME OF THE COOLEST/MOST GRUESOME OF MY BROTHER DYLAN'S DRAWINGS! I'LL POST SOME PICTURES OF THOSE SOON...HE KICKS MY ASS EXPESSIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO SEVERED HEADS AND WEAPONS...BUT I TRY.

OH ALSO, ITS LIKE THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU ENTER THE GATES

3 SATANS IN 2 DAYS SAY WHAT?

TWO WORDS: THE MEDIC

SUMMER SLUTS